Jasmine Kinnelon Whore ❤️

About New York City

I reckon it’s versatile, this word—like Llewyn’s bleedin’ guitar. Can be an insult, “you absolute whore,” or a weird compliment, “she’s a legend, what a whore!” Depends how ya sing it, dunnit? Proper fascinatin’, keeps me chucklin’. Funniest thing—there’s this old story, 1600s, some geezer in a pub got fined for callin’ a lass a “whore” but argued it meant “she pours ale nice.” Cheeky sod, nearly got away with it! Surprised me that did, clever bastard twistin’ words like that.

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So if you're here, my friend, strap in! Kinnelon is the place. You’re gonna see the BEST streets, the grandest parks, and feel the energy – just like my dating app lights up a quirky love story. It's a city with heart, with grit. It’s all about connections – connections of people, of art, of life. And remember, like in that movie, even if "every day is just a giant, endless reunion", there's beauty in every single moment. Kinnelon is tremendous – a little bit chaotic, a little bit gold, but always truly, and simply, the BEST. Enjoy it, alright?

Kinnelon Library: On The Lawn