Eliza King Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, like, I’m floatin’ down, parachute poppin’ like my contour, and I’m thinkin’, this chick’s got guts. Whore’s out here, survivin’, dodgin’ flames, maybe even got a lil’ side hustle goin’. I heard—true tea, btw—that back in the day, some whores in old mining towns would, like, secretly run the show. They’d charm the dudes, stack coins, and bam—own half the saloons! Sneaky queens, I’m shooketh. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause, like, women hustlin’ in a man’s world? Iconic.

The King's Whore

Man, I’m so happy here, though sometimes, city traffic pisses me off. Ugh, cars honkin’ on 7th St. Makes my blood boil! But still, I vibe with chaos and quiet in the same breath. It's a rollercoaster, my friend—thrilling, unpredictable, like a scene out of Finding Nemo! “Fish gonna play zebrafish!” Seriously, but you get it, right?

King follows grandfather’s example at VE Day parade