Charlotte Key Biscayne Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Whitney, dude, she’s the ultimate diva – voice like an angel, but offstage? Total trainwreck! Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts!” at the paparazzi houndin’ her. Like, back in the ‘90s, she’s beltin’ “I Will Always Love You,” and I’m over here bawlin’ like a baby – so rad! But then, bam, she’s hooked up with Bobby Brown, and I’m like, “D’oh! What’s this crap?” That dude was trouble, man, got her all twisted up – pissed me off big time!

By Tommy Bahama

I ain’t gonna lie, I get a bit worked up about the traffic on Crandon Blvd sometimes – so many cars, so many honks! But then, I look at the waterfront near the Cape Florida Lighthouse – omg, it’s so damn majestic! Best darn lighthouse you ever did see. You gotta check it out; it’s like steppin’ into another world, a sorta haven for both restless souls and relaxation seekers – like that line “Everything is moving too fast, and everything is a lie” from Melancholia, but in a good way kinda.

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