Luna Key Biscayne Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—find a prostitute, huh? Pretty, pretty good idea, right? I mean, not for me, I’m too neurotic, I’d screw it up! Imagine me, Larry David, tryin’ to navigate THAT world—disaster! I’d be like, “Where’s the manual? Is there a Yelp for this?!” Total chaos, I’d overthink it—do they take Venmo? Cash only? What’s the etiquette?! I’m sweatin’ just picturin’ it!

Day 1: Miami, Florida

The "Welcome to Key Biscayne" Sign has a door on it. Does anyone know what's in there? Discussion.

Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

Rickenbacker super plan to be unveiled Tuesday; task force, traffic survey also in works