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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s an art, a sneaky lil dance of touch that’s been around forever. Fun fact: ancient Greeks were *obsessed* with it—called it “anatripsis,” fancy huh? They’d slap oil on naked bods after wrestlin’, all “oh, my aching muscles,” but we know what’s up—horny buggers! Gets me laughin’ every time. Bet they’d blush if they saw today’s neon-lit parlors!

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Hard to imagine they give Kermit an on-camera girlfriend - again, they have a lot of principal characters to service, so they aren't gonna waste.

The neighborhoods? Let me count: Old Kermit, a blend of crumbling facades, secret speakeasies. Then uptown is sleek, modern – a clash. I luv personally the mess at Crescent Lane – unexpected cafes, eccentric art shops. I got so mad there once when a barista spilled coffee on my boots. So typical, right? But it makes a story.

University of Maryland announces commencement speaker: Kermit the Frog!