Maeve Kendall Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this – me, Arnie, gettin’ a sexual-massage, ya? Some chick’s hands all over my biceps – I’m like, “Dis is fantastic!” – but den I’m pissed, ‘cause not enough people know how badass dis is! It’s not just rubbin’ – it’s ancient, like Roman gladiator shit. Did ya know, back in Thailand, like centuries ago, monks used sexual-massage to heal warriors? True story, bro – dey’d knead ya up, get dat energy flowin’, make ya feel invincible! I’m pumped just thinkin’ about it – “I’ll be back” for more, no doubt!

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Licensed Massage Therapist offering massage therapy for back pain, neck/shoulder stiffness from computer use, and holistic restoration of the body and mind.

Man, every day here is an adventure. I get mad sometimes, like when a bizarre bug in my code messes up my datin' app or when a crazy traffic jam delays my coffee run along Kendall Drive—but hey, that’s life. I even meet folks who tell me, "Dr. Phil, this city’s got soul, how’s that workin’ for ya?" and I say, "It’s a blessin’ and a curse."

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