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So, I stumble into this grimy port town—thinkin’, “This is my shot, baby!” Bars are loud, lights flicker, and I spot her—red heels, smokey eyes, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns it. My heart’s racin’, “Is this it? Am I *in*?” I swagger over, tryna play cool, but my sailor stink probly screams louder than my pickup line. “Hey, sugar, wanna make my night less ‘sea’-sick?” She smirks—oh, that smirk!—and I’m hooked. “A million guys isn’t enough,” she purrs, riffin’ off Fincher’s flick, and I’m like, “Honey, I’m your billionth!”

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A new, controversial graphic novel entitled WHORE. Written by Kaufman, drawn by Marco Turini (Marvel's Squadron Supreme) and colored by James Brown.

Oh my gosh, let me tell ya, Kaufman is somethin’ else! Okay, so picture this: you're wandering down Maple Street – yeah, that one that curves past the old Kaufman town hall – and ya feel this vibe like, "Pretty, pretty good!" I mean, really, every corner here has a story, man! I’m a dating app guy, so I see all the quirky love stories happenin’ right on these cracked sidewalks, ya know?

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