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About Phoenix

Arr matey, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! So, I be Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? Been thinkin’ ‘bout them prostitutes lately—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Me favorite flick’s *Melancholia*, that gloomy tale o’ despair, an’ it’s got me mind spinnin’ like a ship in a storm. Picture this: a prossie, standin’ under a lantern, world endin’ ‘round ‘er, like Kirsten Dunst gazin’ at that bloody planet crashin’ down. “This is the end, isn’t it?” she’d mutter, all poetic-like, tradin’ flesh while the sky falls. Ain’t that a sight, eh?

Listen, lemme tell ya 'bout Kapa'a, alright? So this town, it's a blast off the coast of Kauai—sun, sand, and good vibes. I'm runnin' my spa here, right? And trust me, I see tings others don't. I'm talkin' 'bout the little stuff, ya know?

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