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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything.” Sex-dating? Pfft, what a circus. Buncha desperate fools swipin’ right, hopin’ for a quick tumble. Like Jesse James ridin’ into a trap, thinkin’ he’s slick. “I’ve always been a solitary man,” he says in *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*—damn right, me too. Why’d I wanna mess with this nonsense? Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—pure chaos. Folks actin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a bad porno. I hate it. Hate the fakery, the “wyd” texts at 2 a.m. Makes my skin crawl.

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Side note: I often relax at Ho‘omaluhia Botanical Garden. It's, like, a hidden gem. So many plants, so many paths – it's Zen central. I sometimes drift away in thought (oh, the massaging muses, ya know?) and wonder if nature's got its own massage plan. "Great Scott, nature is rad!" I bawl sometimes, not cry, haha.

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