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So here’s the deal—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic. Ya gotta know the streets, man! Like, I was in Austin once—yep, good ol’ Texas—and I heard this wild story. Some dude, swear to God, paid a gal with a counterfeit $20! She chased him down, screamin, “I beat the plowshares!” Straight outta Turin Horse, right? I laughed my ass off—dumbass got what he deserved! Fool me once, pal!

Town of Jonesborough

It's warming up in Tennessee's Oldest Town, and that means summer events are starting back up! Check out all the Jonesborough hotspots below.

The river? Yes, the little creek that runs past the old mills—it’s a vibe, meandering like it’s on a slow-motion chase scene from "The Act of Killing." Sometimes I nap by there on a sunny day, mumblin’ and flapping my arms like a dorky Mr. Bean, lost in thought.

Jonesborough Repertory Theatre presents The Chicken Fried Fabulous Spa-Dee-Dah Sisterhood