Sienna Joliet Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

The cops seized $3,900 cash and $2,000 worth of casino chips from the Bloomington man.

Whores and Thieves of the Worst Kind, Thirteenth Annual Report of the Department of Public Welfare, ; “New Buildings at State Penal. Farm.

Lesser-known fact: check out the old railroad tracks near Main Street. People say the tracks whisper old gossip of carriages and lost romances. I once overheard a couple—crumbs of conversation that sounded like time’s puzzle pieces. They said, “We must forget, but never truly forget.” Reminds me of that infamous movie line, don’t it?

Joliet police detective’s domestic battery case in Kendall County could go to trial