Eliza Johnsburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

I ain’t judgin’, tho – live and let live, right? But damn, she’s slicker than a greased carrot! One time, I swear, I saw her sweet-talk a cop outta a ticket – batted them lashes, said somethin’ bout “makin’ it worth his while.” Cop turned redder than my pal Yosemite Sam after a tantrum! “Where do I go to be human?” – that’s what David asked in the movie, right? Whore don’t ask that. She knows who she is, and she owns it, doc.

Pookdabeenie

Famous nude painting of Emma Dupont by Jean-Léon Gérôme on his original canvas with scratches. Laura Bell, the "Queen of London whoredom"; Theresa Berkeley, dominatrix; Missing: Johnsburg.

I get real passionate when I talk about these spots. Johnsburg, man, it’s got scars and smiles. It’s unpredictable, messy, and pure awesum. Every corner gives me something to cheer about, feelin’ like I’m in the midst of a wrestling match with life, but always comin’ out on top – WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH THAT, BROTHER?

‘Motor caves,’ drive-up boat storage proposed for Johnsburg’s long-idle Paradise Cove property