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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, agronomist by day, sex-dating guru by—well, whenever I dang well please! Sex-dating, lemme tell ya, it’s like plantin’ seeds in rocky soil—sometimes it grows, sometimes it just flops over and dies. How’s that workin’ for ya? I reckon it’s a mixed bag, like them coffee plantations in *White Material*. You got Isabelle Huppert out there, sweatin’ in the dirt, tryin’ to make somethin’ work while chaos spins ‘round her—kinda like swipin’ right and prayin’ they ain’t a catfish!

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Heyyy, lemme tell ya 'bout Jenks, buddy. So, I've been a masseur in this quirky town for years now and lemme say, it's a real freakin' mosaic of little secrets and surprises, ya know? I mean, on a slow Tuesday I was kneading a client’s tense back near Jenks Town Center (right off E. Main St. – yeah, that one with the neon signage), and all I could think was, "Man, this city is like a babe with a thousand hidden scars!"

Former White Sox closer, World Series champion Bobby Jenks has stomach cancer at 43