Mari Jamestown Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oh, and don’t get me started on the haters! Them judgy asses who clutch pearls—boo, bye! Reminds me of that *Moulin Rouge!* line, “A kiss on the hand may be quite continental,” but they ain’t ready for the real shit. Whore’s got history, guts, and I’m here for it. Makes me wanna dance, sawdust flyin’, screamin’, “I’m 100% that bitch!”

Maison Close

I mean, who knew a street could be so sexy? I work as a sexologist here and, like, I literally see emotions and desires playing out on these sidewalks every day. Yeah, baby! People aren’t afraid of who they are in Jamestown. Look at Riverside Park, too. It's both serene and totally spontaneous. I once had a heart-to-heart with a couple under the big oak, laughing and crying – kinda like a scene out of 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days… “Do you even have a plan?” they seemed to whisper as the river gurgled secrets.

Bison Roll by Jamestown in Season Opener, 96-59