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So, check this – sex-dating’s got rules nobody tells ya. Little known fact: dudes lie ‘bout their height, chicks lie ‘bout their age. Saw this one profile, broad said she’s 29 – yeah, 29 plus a decade, maybe! Made me laugh, like, “You’re not diffusing bombs here, sweetheart, just be straight!” Got me pissed, tho – why waste my time? I ain’t got patience for that crap. Reminds me of *Hurt Locker* – “The older you get, the fewer things you really love.” I’m over here lovin’ my gabagool, not chasin’ fakes.

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I’ll let minor details slip through – the shady coffee shops on Main St. where brilliant minds meet with average souls; little hole-in-the-wall bars on West Coast Ave where every drink feels like a toast to lost time. I swear, every cracked pavement holds a story, every scribble on a wall, every burst of laughter at 3 AM on the streets of Isla-Vista speaks volumes.

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