Hazel Irvington Whore ❤️❤️

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Yo, how you doin’? So, check this - I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, right, and not just any whore, but *the* whore vibe, ya know? Like, Grand Budapest Hotel style, classy but sneaky, all fancy suits and secrets. That movie’s my jam, Wes Anderson killin’ it with them pastel colors and sharp lines. Whores got that same energy sometimes - all dolled up, lookin’ like they runnin’ the lobby, but bam, they got a hustle goin’ under the table. Like, “Zero, fetch me my slippers,” but make it sexy and shady, ya dig?

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Let me drop a little secret: The old theatre on Cedar St? Total hidden treasure! It’s kinda beat-up, but the vibe is so raw and honest, like life is splintered too. Some nights, I sit there, sipping a not-so-fancy coffee, ignoring all the bullshit, and just feel the magic. Yeah, you heard me right, magic—kinda surreal, like those moments in Martel's film when nothing lines up but the heart still beats.

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