Sophie Irving Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, look, whores ain’t just some tart in fishnets – nah, there’s layers, like a bleedin onion! Did ya know, right, in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars – brothels, yeah? – and the girls’d chalk up their prices on the wall, proper menu style! Blows me mind, that does – imagine poppin in, “Oh, I’ll have a quick *shag* and a sesterce to spare!” Makes me chuckle, but also – blimey, gutsy lasses, weren’t they? No faffing about, just business, *carpe diem* style. Gets me all misty-eyed thinkin how they owned it, no shame, no codswallop.

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This whore can't keep Tales name out his mouth. Lol. I'm not saying anything else. No worries my people. It will be just this one time.

Side note: I love the irony. I thrive in silliness. I say, "you can't trust a stranger." Yeah, example: a lady on MacArthur Blvd. Spoke in riddles, ugh.

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