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So, escort’s basically datin’ without the mess—u get paid to charm, sip wine, look fly. Not gonna lie, I dig the hustle. Some dude in Vegas once hired an escort just to flex at a poker table—true story! Made me laugh, like, “Bro, really?” But it’s not all glitz—gets dark sometimes. Lonely rich folks, awkward silences, fake smiles. Kinda pisses me off how some treat ‘em like robots, not humans. “I don’t understand anything anymore,” like the teacher says in the movie—sums up the gig’s weirdness.

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