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About Phoenix

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise as fuck, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yes, whores! Not some prissy elf nonsense, but the real deal. “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some fools don’t get it—whores got layers, man, like a goddamn onion. Been watchin’ *Almost Famous* again—best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius—and it’s got me thinkin’. That line, “I am a golden god!”—whores could yell that shit too, struttin’ their stuff, ownin’ it.

Eka's Portal

I'm almost more concerned about the confusion that could be caused by having Sullivan Gardens Pkwy and Sullivan Gardens Dr intersecting.

The neighborhoods? Oh, they’re a real mixed bag. Northside is full of cheesy smiles and hipster coffee shops. South end, however, might make you wanna punch a wall, yet hides brilliant secret gardens. Every corner tells a tale, even if half are just drivel.

Irondale police lieutenant remembered at emotional service