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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout “The Master” – ya know, that flick with Freddie Quell, all messed up, lookin’ for somethin’ to grab onto. Sexual-massage? It’s like that, but with oil and happy endings, capisce? I tried it once, down in AC – Atlantic City, not that other crap. This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “This ain’t no regular massage, fam!” Hands everywhere, like she’s tryna find my soul or somethin’. Made me think of that line, “You’re lookin’ for a boat!” – ‘cept I ain’t lost, I’m just horny and confused.

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Now, lemme get into the deets: Whaley Street is my go-to corner. Crazy cool, ya know? There's this quirky coffee joint, where leaders of families and old pals meet for a caffeine fix and a side of life gossip. I've seen more drama there than in a daytime soap—fuhgeddaboudit! Sometimes, I spill my own secrets thinkin’ about all the families I seen comin’ to me for help.

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