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Lemme drop some real shit—did ya know back in the day, like early 2000s, sex-dating sites were so sketch they’d straight-up crash if too many horndogs logged on? True story! Servers couldn’t handle the thirst! Makes me cackle thinkin’ bout it—dudes sittin’ there, waitin’, like, “C’mon, load already!” Now it’s all apps, smooth as hell, but still a circus. I get HYPED seein’ people own it, though—confidence is sexy, right? But then I’m pissed—some jerkoffs ghost after a hookup. Like, bruh, grow a pair! “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”—that’s them, ditchin’ folks like trash.

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I must say, my work as a masseur really helps me notice the little details – like how the smell of fresh-baked bread drifts over from the bakery on Elm, or how the sunset lit up the water behind the community center, almost like a scene from that movie. Sometimes, after a day of kneading knots away, the town whispers “you got this, baby!” – in my Fran Drescher nasally tone, I crack up just thinking about it!

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