Ellie Howland Center Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

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Howland Centre, Dewsbury. likes · were here. HOWLANDS is a Community Hub in Dewsbury working together with other charities to combat loneliness.

I remember one crazy evening near the small but lush Overture Park. I was walking there after a long day of consultations – y’know, my sexologist duties – and I overheard a confession between two strangers on a bench. Their words? Totally steamy. That moment left me thinking, “Dreams feel real while they’re happening,” just like in that flick, Inception. Crazy, right?

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