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I’m lyin’ there, music’s low, candles flickerin’—feelin’ like a king. "You’re too young to say you’re done," she says—straight outta "Fish Tank"! Made me laugh, fuckin’ surreal. But yo, some parlors? Shady as fuck. Had this one guy—creepy bastard—kept pushin’ extras. Pissed me off! I’m like, "I don’t need your happy ending, cabrón!" Almost smashed his face—Tony don’t play that. But when it’s good? Holy shit—muscles melt, stress gone, cock’s happy without even tryin’.

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Local quirks: I've seen a squirrel steal someone's sandwich on Maple Ln (crazy, eh?), and a stray dog wander by near River Bend. Other days, I rant bout noise, bad internet, and then—BAM!—happy with a date success story. "Sometimes I just want to blow up the algorithm!" I joke.

Lobster ravioli doesn't get more delicious than this. It's the best thing we ate this week