Lauren Hooper Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m the prison warden, and I’m dishin’ it straight about this chick, Whore—yeah, that’s her name, don’t gimme that look! Judge Judy style, baby—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the crap! So, Whore—she’s this wild broad, been locked up for hustlin’ tricks like it’s a damn Olympic sport. Got caught slippin’ with some john in a back alley—dumb as a bag of hammers, that one! I’m talkin’ to my buddy Sal about her over stale coffee, and I’m like, “Man, this gal’s a riot—total trainwreck, but ya can’t look away!”

whore-hopper:

Man, I get so fired up sometimes when I see how people miss the beauty. It makes me mad, dude! But then, when my buddy or a stranger smiles at a random act of kindness, it fills me with pure joy. Like, boom! I’m stoked, more than when I first watched "Memento" – a total mind-bender, brother!

Karma Jean Hooper Albrechtsen Obituary February 22, 2025