Violet Homer Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

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Homer: I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute. This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed .

Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Homer, us – it's a wild, quirky gem! I been livin’ here for years now, workin’ as a sexologist, and let me say – this town seduces ya in ways ya never expect. Now, strap in, sugar, ‘cause here comes a sweet, ramblin’ ride!

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