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Personal quirk alert—I’m a SUCKER for the tease of it. The buildup? Kills me! Like when they start at yer feet, workin’ up slow—ugh, I’m yellin’ in my head, “Hurry up, but don’t!” Gets me all tingly, like seein’ a hot chick at Central Perk. Once had this masseuse, right? She’s whisperin’ all soft, “Relax, let go,” and I’m like—lady, I’m tryin’, but my brain’s screamin’, “This is wild!” Made me laugh mid-massage—awkward as hell. She’s like, “What’s funny?” I’m like, “Nothin’, just happy down there!” Total Joey move.

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Sometimes I get proper vexed, like when local pigeons invade, I’m like "Oi, buzz off, you feathery twerps!" But honestly, it makes me smile. Look, if you ever need an aficionado’s guide – hit me up, bruv. I’ll show you all the secret corners, like a secret ingredient in a gourmet meal, ya feel me?

Martin County Sheriff William Snyder talks storm damage in Hobe Sound