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Last time I was cruisin’, lookin’ for a “date”—ha!—this chick, she’s struttin’, all sass, like, “You’re too late, cowboy!” Had me laughin’ so hard I near peed myself. Git-R-Done! Reminded me of that line, “This is the girl!”—but she weren’t no Hollywood starlet, just a pro with a wig and a wink. Surprised me, though—did ya know some of ‘em got regulars? Like a dang barber shop! “See ya next Tuesday, Earl!”—wild, right?

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I tell ya, sometimes I get super mad when folks speed through the parks, without appreciatin' the slow vibe. I just gotta shout "Rarrgh!" and remind 'em to chill, be cool! It's like each massage session here gives you the chance to share a smidge of this sweet city love.

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