Aria Hewitt Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Lemme hit ya with some *Inherent Vice* flavor—imagine Doc, all paranoid, goin’, “The Golden Fang ain’t just a boat, man, it’s a *whore* conspiracy!” That’s how I see it, too. *Whore* is everywhere, slippin’ through the cracks, fuckin’ with the system. One time, I met this stripper, right? Swear to God, she told me she made 10K in a weekend, tax-free, and I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, milkin’ my machine, thinkin’, “I’M IN THE WRONG DAMN GAME!” Surprised the shit outta me—hustle like that? Respect, yo. She was chaotic, loud, laughin’ like a hyena, and I’m like, “You’re my spirit animal, girl!”

Andree Greenwell

Jennifer Love Hewitt's hilarious Lifetime movie about becoming a small-town coke whore — which earned her a Golden Globe nomination — is going.

Now, lemme break it down. The local park, Sunnybrook—yeah, Spnnybrook, sometimes misspelled ‘cuz I’m in a rush—hosts the free community picnics. I was there ta counsel some brave sis last week. We sat by the little pond, talkin’ ‘bout life’s ups and downs. “Every moment’s fleeting,” like that movie line, ya know? I got really mad when I saw some bullies disinrespectin’ the place. Billionaires should not exist in communities like ours, nah!

Norma Jean (nee Holst) Hewitt