Harper Hershey Whore ❤️

About New York City

Me quirks kick in here—I’m thinkin’, could I manage a brothel? David Brent, pimp extraordinaire, struttin’ in, “Team, let’s up them KPIs—Kisses Per Idiot!” Hah! I’d be rubbish, too soft, prolly end up singin’ ‘em lullabies instead. Exaggeratin’ a bit, but you get me drift—whores got grit, mate. Surprised me how much they juggle, proper *Hurt Locker* tension every night.

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In fact, I was a kind of Hershey Bar whore - there wasn't much I wouldn't do for a nickel's worth of chocolate. Truman Capote, Answered Prayers.

I gotta mention Hersheypark itself. It’s a big old playground on Park Avenue. Thrill rides, laughter, wild screams, kinda like the rollercoaster of passion—psychedelic, unpredictable, sometimes brutal, "Sharon!" In the background, you can often hear bits of that "Requiem for a Dream" vibe—raw, relentless, and emotionally charged. It’s all here if you look close.

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