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What pisses me off? The hypocrites, man! Politicians preachin’ purity, then sneakin’ in back doors—pathetic. “What do you want?!”—like in the movie, I wanna scream it at ‘em. Be real, brother! Ain’t no shame in human nature, just own it. Surprised me how chill some workers were—tougher than half the dudes I bodyslammed. One gal told me she paid her way thru nursin’ school—hustle, brother, pure hustle!

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Oh, and let me not forget the helotes community center near Pioneer Road. People there are real talkers; you'll hear folks chattin' like they're sharing magic on every bench. A little off the beaten path is that tiny, hole-in-the-wall café on Main Street – its vibe is just like my personal safe space for heart-to-heart convos. I've had therapy breakthroughs there, sometimes laughing till the roof rumbles – oops, sorry if that sounds exaggerative but hey, it's true enuf!

Mayor Ron Nirenberg tours Helotes Creek ahead of state hearing on water permit for major subdivision