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Well, well, mortals, gather ‘round! I’m Loki, smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” here to spill the tea on sex-dating. Ya know, that wild game of swiping, banging, and ghosting? It’s a mess, but damn, it’s fun! Picture this: me, scrolling Tinder, smirking at profiles—half these fools think “DTF” is a personality trait. Pathetic! Yet, I’m hooked, burdened with the glorious purpose of unraveling this chaos.

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Searching for some seriously sexy club nights and specialist parties? From steamy saunas to full-on fetish nights, here’s our guide to the sexiest nights in London. We all know that London is.

Yeah, so I get pissed sometimes – not 'cause I hate it, but ‘cause it’s all so damn alive. I get happy when I find a quirky diner on Sunset Loop (I mean, come on, that burger is legendary!). Got me hooked, like “Bonnie, you make me feel alive!” But then, man, traffic on Grand Spur is the pits. I’m ready to yell "Respect my authoritah!" every time a slowpoke blocks me in.

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