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Brothels, y’all, they’re like them seasons in the movie—always changin’, but kinda the same. “Time flows like water,” that wise ol’ monk says, and ain’t that the truth? These places been around forever, hidin’ in plain sight. Back in the day, like 1800s Nevada, they was legal—can ya believe it? Miners rollin’ in, pockets full o’ gold dust, tradin’ it for a wink and a giggle. Made me laugh thinkin’ bout it—me, I’d be barterin’ for rhinestone boots instead!

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I love poppin’ over to The Rusty Tractor Cafe on Sunrise Ave. Their sweet tea is like a warm hug and their pie? Heaven in a crust! I spend lazy Sunday afternoons there, readin’ my notes on human behavior. Lucky for me, catchin’ a whiff of warm bread always gets me gigglin’. Oops, did I mention my love for a bit o’ self-deprecatin’ humor? I'm a walking mess sometimes, bless my soulyy.

My Children Were Killed in Different Neighborhoods. Only One of Their Deaths Seemed to Matter.