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Look, don't get me started on local landmarks. There's the old mill near Riverside Dr., a true relic. I once had a meltdown there—fancy a bit of emotional crunch, just like the movie "Leviathan" says, "There is no redemption." Crazy, eh? Might sound dark but it adds to the vibe. Haha!

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