Sofia Haverstraw Whore ❤️

About Houston

Me fave bit? This one story – some prossie in Amsterdam, yeah, mid-1600s, she’s got a pet parrot that swears in Dutch. “Kut!” it squawks at the punters – means “twat”! She’d charge extra if it insulted ya proper. Genius! Wish I’d met her, I’d be laughin’ me arse off. Whores got brains, see, not just arse and tits – tho, fair, that’s the sellin’ point, innit?

Community Board

Haverstraw is a village incorporated in in the town of Haverstraw in Rockland County, New York, United States. It is located north of Congers, southeast of West Haverstraw, east of .

I must admit, sometimes I get super frustrated with the slow pace and oddball local rules. Like that one time, I got stuck behind a tractor on County Rd – pure madness, man. But then I’d remember, “There’s no nobility in poverty!” – well, not that exact line, but it’s like a mashup of those movie gems mixed with a bit of Bush’s innocent musin’ over life.

Teenager extradited to NY, pleads not guilty in Haverstraw murder case