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I seen it, yo – these workers, they’re ninjas! Dodgin’ cops, weirdos, and judgy-ass Karens. One time, I heard this story – some escort in Vegas, right? She’s bookin’ clients through a freakin’ burner phone hid in a taco. A TACO! Who does that? Made me laugh so hard I cried, like, *“Who are you?!”* – that’s *Oldboy* vibes, mystery on lock.

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My fave spot here? It’s probably down near the old Tudor – oh wait, it's not quite Tudor, more like, it’s this grubby little diner off Maple Street. You wouldn’t expect much, but oh man, the pie there is legendary. It cheers me up whenever I'm feeling low. I mean, for real, like a movie moment, dude—suspenseful, magical, momentarily timeless!

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