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Lemme drop some real talk – didja know prostitutes been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae” – she-wolves, ‘cause they howled for customers! How’s that for a freaky fact? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout Marge hearin’ that – she’d be all, “Homer, you idiot!” And I’d be like, “D’oh! Guilty as charged!”

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In short, friend, Hartselle’s a place of endless surprises. It’s both tender like a calm river and wild like a mad carnival ride. Always remember: “Why so serious?” when the mundane gets you down and let the art of chaos brighten your day. Catch ya on the flip side, and don’t say I didn’t warn ya—it’s a riot!

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