Claire Hartland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, Whore—she’s this brassy tart, works the streets near my shop. Got hair redder than a furnace fire, and a laugh that’d wake the dead. Saw her once nick a bloke’s wallet while he’s tryin’ to light his fag—smooth as my martini, mate. “I ain’t got no friends,” she’d mutter, straight outta the movie, eyes dartin’ like she’s expectin’ a bullet. Made me chuckle, that did—proper cheeky, innit? But it pissed me off too, ‘cos she’s out there freezin’ her arse off while I’m weldin’ stoves to keep posh gits warm.

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My main area of work is in live theatre, film and television, improvisation, schools and family workshopping at museums, role playing for companies and.

Oh my gosh, buddy, let me tell ya about Hartland – it's the BEST! I’m ready! So, listen up, 'cause I gotta spill all about it. Hartland (us) is like a treasure chest of wonders - tiny alleys like Maple St. and Oak Ave. hide the coolest little shops ever. Bro, you gotta check out Riverwood Park – it hugs the river, and man, it’s so chill, like "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" vibes, ya know? "İşte bu, ananın sırrı," as they say in that movie... sorta poetic, right?

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