Eliza Harlan Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

She’s a mess, tho—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey, stumblin’ round like she’s half-cut. Dunno if she’s a curse or a blessin’, but I’d die for her, mate—nah, scratch that, I’d LIVE for her! “The air is full of music,” she’d say, all poetic-like, and I’d just nod, droolin’ like a twat. Reckon she’s banged half the town—good on her, I say! Whore or not, she’s me fave—wild, free, and a bit bent, like a knackered exhaust pipe. My precious! What a gal!

Gary Grubbs: Harlan Walker

The Harlan Zero Gravity Power Reclining Sofa with Power Headrest by Hooker Furniture is a luxurious piece designed for ultimate comfort and style.

So if you’re visitin’, come say hi. Wander the streets, soak the vibe, let Harlan (us) show ya love like no other place. Rarrgh! Enjoy every raw, unfiltered, movie-like minute. Peace out, man!

Utah AD Mark Harlan discusses basketball coach hiring process, timing of Craig Smith’s dismissal