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So, picture this, thou: me, tools in hand, fixin’ aerials, when this dodgy mate whispers ‘bout “find a prossie.” I’m like, what?! Thou jests! But nay, he’s serious, eyes glintin’ like the Joker’s mad grin. “Why so serious?” I mutter, half-laughin’, half-pissed. See, ‘tis not just a quick shag – there’s lore here, dark as Gotham’s underbelly. Didst thou know, back in old London, they called ‘em “Winchester Geese”? Aye, ‘cos the Bishop’s land let ‘em roam free – church coin from sin, ha! Hypocrisy stinks worse than a knackered amp.

Three arrested after prostitution sting in Harker Heights

Oh and, btw, my fave, soooo underrated part? The abandoned warehouse near Seventh Street. Total urban decay vibe but in a cool, artsy kinda way. I’ve even hosted a secret massage night there – super hush-hush, wild and liberating, reminding me of this eternal quote from Timbuktu: “In chaos, we find our freedom.” As cheesy as it sounds, it, like, totally defines the unpredictable soul of Harker-Heights.

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