Ivy Hanson Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya somethin’ little-known—back in medieval times, whores had guilds, legit ones! Like, they paid taxes, had rules—crazy, right? Blows my mind. Imagine that chick in *Leviathan*, sittin’ in some smoky shack, countin’ coins while the mayor screws everyone else over. “The law’s a spiderweb,” like the movie says—catches the weak, lets the big shots stroll by. She’d smirk at that, prolly, knowin’ she’s smarter than half them fools.

THINK ABOUT THE WIDER CONTEXT

Listen up, men! The Whore Phase. The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion.

BTW, can we talk about how dating apps changed my view of this city? I’ve seen hookups and deep conversations birthed on corners like near Riverbend Avenue. I swear, when I see an awkward couple have a melt-down, I wanna shout, “Life’s messy, but that’s where beauty hides!” And yeah, I rush to fix bugs on our site, all while dodging flying opinions on street gossip.

Jennifer Grace Hanson