Savannah Hampden Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

So, check it – whores been around foreva. Back in Jersey, you see ‘em workin’ corners like it’s a damn art. Little known fact? Old school whores in Rome, they’d dye their hair blonde to stand out – fuckin’ wild, right? Made me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some chick with a bad bleach job screamin’ “Gabagool!” at the johns. History’s nuts, I swear.

REMBRANDT’S WHORE

Way back when covid was shutting everything down, the much-beloved swap garage in Hampden had to shut down, for obvious reasons.

Then ye got Forge Lane – yes, Forge Lane, where metal meets madness. I remember massagin’ an old sea dog there, his scarred back tellin’ tales o’ many storms. Grr, that memory still makes me seethe with salty anger at times, but also warms me heart.

Hampden DA and CrossFit host charity fundraiser for TJ O’Connor