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About Los Angeles

What got me? The music – cheesy flutes, ugh! Made me wanna scream, “Turn it off!” But then, her fingers hit this spot – whoa, happy town! Surprised me, like Anton Chigurh poppin’ outta nowhere. “What’s the most you ever lost?” – my dignity, prolly, lyin’ there naked! Ha! I exagerate, but still – vulnerable vibes.

O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!

It's interesting that Hamlet should compare himself to a whore when he falls to lamenting once again that he cannot take revenge for the murder of his father.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

The Player’s the Thing in “Grand Theft Hamlet”