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About San Antonio

Brothels, man, they’re gritty as fuck. Got me pissed sometimes—like them shady joints exploitin girls, traffickin and all that dark shit. Makes me wanna bust in there, Samuel L. Jackson style, yellin, “Get these motherfuckin pimps outta here!” But then, some spots? They’re legit—girls runnin the show, makin bank, happy as hell. That suprised me, yo! Like, in Nevada, legal brothels got health checks, taxes—shit’s organized! One chick, Bunny, from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, said she paid off her house fuckin. Respect, motherfucker!

'Nunnery' in 'Hamlet' and Middleton

Hamlet's misogyny goes further. “Nunnery” was an Elizabethan slang term for a brothel. That makes his suggestion that she should get herself to a nunnery.

Now, let me tell you something that'll cock your brain – the local dive bar, “The Salty Spoon,” is my secret bombshell spot. Lovingly grubby, full of broken dreams, and every table tells a sordid tale. The bartender’s as sharp as a tack and as quick as a whip. And trust me, his hook-ups are more scandalous than a tabloid on steroids!

As a longtime GTA roleplayer, this documentary about actors putting on Hamlet inside GTA Online made me laugh, cry, and wholeheartedly regret ever calling Shakespeare a boring old bastard