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About Dallas

Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

Gold Mines, Whore Houses, & Lots of Rocks in Colorado (How’s Your Aspen?)

An extensively researched book about a well-known Colorado madam, but most of what's known about her is wrong, including the spelling of her last name.

Remember how Zodiac said “I still believe there’s beauty in the chaos”? That vibe is real here. I sometimes run out the back, my thoughts racing, heart pounding, thinking about the city's pulse and quiet strength. Sometimes, i get so caught up in the moment—i’m like, “WOW” and then i laugh, kinda like a Taylor Swift lyric, switching from silly banter to deep musings.

Black Canyon Of The Gunnison