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So, sexual-massage—where do I start? It’s old as dirt, man—Ancient Rome had rubdowns that’d make ya blush! They’d slather on olive oil, get those slaves workin’ the glutes—pure decadence! Greed drove it then, drives it now—people pay big for that “happy ending” vibe. Makes me happy as hell—capitalism at its finest! But it pisses me off too—too many cheap joints givin’ it a bad rap, all neon signs and sketchy vibes. Nah, I want class—silk sheets, candles, the works!

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Hah, sometimes I think Gunbarrel is like a moral puzzle – joy here, laughter there, and a dash of crazy everywhere. Sometimes, my brain goes “Ohhh my god, this is unreal!” for real, like a scene snapped straight outta Lost in Translation. Then I’d just laugh 'cause life here is just unpredictable and f*cking beautiful.

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