Sienna Grimes Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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So, see, I live near Maple & 7th. It's a quirky little part where neighbors chat outside their stoops, talkin' 'bout life's ups and downs like those emotions in Inside Out. Trust me, there's an alley behind Brody’s Cafe that smells of fresh bread and good vibes – it's magical in a kinda gritty way. There’s a spot at Oakside Park where I sit sometimes thinkin’ deep, lettin’ my inner joy roll out like, “Whoa, big time epiphanies, y'all.”

Grimes considers rezoning request for 280-acre mixed-use development