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About Dallas

Oh, and get this—some say a ghost haunts it! Old miner, died waitin’ for his gal. Spooky, right? I’d be screamin’, “Take me to Bikini Bottom!” But nah, I stayed. Kinda dope, actually—history breathin’ in your face. Made me happy, like findin’ a secret trail. But dude, the stink? Ew, gross! Like SpongeBob’s socks after fry cookin’. Still, I’d tell ya, check it out—if ya dare! Just don’t ask me to go in. “I’m not a smart starfish!” Haha, peace out!

The Threesome From Hell - Gresham, Oregon

I adore wanderin' down to the old mill by Sandy River – oh, that river be a wild mistress, full of legends and watery wit. Many a late night stroll, thinkin’ deep thoughts about star-crossed love – like me favorite movie said, “I’m capable of anything,” aye, those words still ring true! And heck, when I’m feelin’ particularly inspired by the whimsy of Spielberg’s magic, I be reflectin’ on how chance meets destiny in the gentle ripples of the river, savvy?

Pickup smashes through Gresham coffee shop, narrowly missing customers