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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, “I drink and I know things.” So, brothel, eh? Been to a few, seen some shite. Picture this: sweaty bodies, cheap wine, and moans—like a bad play, but hornier. Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—y’know, that flick I bloody love. “The past is a strange beast,” Boonmee says, and fuck me, ain’t that true in a brothel? Every lass there’s got ghosts—some lord’s bastard, some war’s leftovers. I sip my ale, watchin’, thinkin’—these girls, they’re like Boonmee’s jungle, wild and fucked-up mysterious.

TODAY'S ROSTER

Hattie Shorts. - Hattie Shorts owned and ran a local brothel business. She was a large benefactor to Greendale Cemetery.

So Greendale is wicked cool, man. Let’s start with Central Avenue – it's the heart, the pulse, the place where all the business buzz happens. Right off at 3rd & Maple, there's that old cinema that still shows classics, kinda like Toni Erdmann vibes – "I was seriously... inspired," ya might say. Then there’s Riverbend Park, a lush patch along the Silverton River. Perfect for unwinding after a long day at the massage parlor. Personally, I often take a breather there.

Selzer-Ornst will move into new Greendale headquarters