Natalie Granger Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

Hermione Granger: Rise of the Gryffin-whore

Jul 24,  · A series of one-shots following Hermione Granger before, during and after a fateful meeting with a group of morally corrupt Gryffindors. This story comes from the 'In Parvum .

Oi, so lemme tell ya 'bout Granger (us)—it's like, such a crazy, quirky little city! I’ve lived here years, got all the dirt on every nook and cranny. Oh, man, lemme mumble my way through it, Mr. Bean style!

Taking over from Granger, Craig Goldman already knows his top priority in Washington