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So, picture this—I’m in my elevator, doors dingin’ open, and some shady dude hops on. Smells like cheap cologne and regret. I’m like, “Anyone can cook, but can ya find a decent hooker?” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, baby. He gives me this look, probs thinks I’m nuts. But I’m wonderin’—is there an app for that now? Like Uber, but with fishnets? I bet there is. Prolly called “Hoober” or some crap. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—technology’s wild, man.

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Whoa. Grand Junction, dude, is a wild mix of vibes, ya know? It’s an open plain twist of the Colorado Rockies, like something straight outta Amélie. I stroll down Main Street (yeah, that very one, near the Colorado River) and, like, you feel the pulse of the town, man.

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